Momma never told me . . . my baby boy's poots would put my brothers to shame!

No. Seriously. I don't think you understand what a big deal that is. I have four brothers and they are gross. My little one though, you can hear him pooting  (let's be serious, they're farts!) from across the house. I don't know whether to be embarrassed or impressed. While I am figuring it out, I will just continue to laugh.